#DARK HUMOR JOKES TIK TOK FREE#

A small child of 10 years got confused and asked his father?īoy: 'Daddy, how many legs does the heart have?' Father being surprised: 'Not even one son, who told you?'Ĭhild: 'Then why were you saying last night, put your legs up sweet heart'ģ7. Mother: 'Why?' Boy: 'Otherwise I will tell papa, that gabar comes here after I sleep'ģ6. A child was troubling the mother, so the mother threatened him and said 'sleep otherwise Gabbar will come' Boy: Pappu: 'Madam, shall I tell' Madam: 'Tell?' Pappu: 'Madam, that work is to urinate in the same bucket.'ģ5. In the class teacher asks the children: 'What is the work that 5 boys can do together but 5 girls can never do?' This was the hand of Santa's son Pappu. Pappu to his mother: 'Mother, I want a younger brother of mine' Mother: 'Son, Papa has gone to Dubai, we will think after he comes' Pappu said after thinking a little: 'Why don't we give a surprise to Papa'ģ4. Pappu: 'Look ma'am, I have stopped drinking mummy's milk but papa still drinks it'ģ3. Pappu: 'I am big' Teacher: 'How is that?' Teacher to Pappu: 'You are elder or your father?' Pappu: 'No problem ma'am take it back in your mouth'ģ2. Ohh! Sorry, it came out of my mouth by mistake. Madam was teaching the children in the class

#DARK HUMOR JOKES TIK TOK FREE#

The teacher asked: 'Hey what happened? What was that sound like?' Pappu, who was sitting behind the girl, suddenly said, 'Madam, did the birds break free after breaking the cage, should I catch them?'ģ1. The hook of the bra of the girl sitting in the class broke with the sound of 'tak'. Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?” smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner“ģ0. Pappu: 'Yes, when a girl is being raped and she is crying out,Ģ9. The teacher asked Pappu in the class Teacher: 'Tell me Pappu, when is God most happy?' Girl: Priest of lust, I am talking about fasting.Ģ8.

Pappu: Papa, by making the maid lie on the sofa, which Sharma's uncle would do with you.īoy: No baby will do very comfortably, Enjoying slowly with feeling, Mother: Yes son, now tell me what happened? Mummy: Not now son.! When father comes at night, then tell me.!Īs soon as father came……………. Pappu: Mummy yesterday, Papa made the maid lie down on the sofa… the doctor leans overīastard by putting this mesh vest on top and then go to potty.Ģ6. Pappu: Picking up his lungi, he sits down to poop. How could this happen ? Show it in front of me.

Pappu: Doctor, there is a problem in the stomach, noodles are coming out instead of potty. then understand that your sister-in-law has also read all your messages.Ģ5. Here and you have kept this also standing.Ģ4. When you go to a whatsapp friend's house and if his wife starts fixing her clothes after seeing you. A boy's tool was touching behind a girl in a packed bus.īastard has no place to stand on his own, he will never be able to become a father again.Ģ3. Rajinikanth made the mosquito fly and swung the sword, but the mosquito kept flying. Pappu: And my father would have made you a mare from a human in 1 night.Ī Japanese cut off the neck of a flying fly.

Teacher: If I were your mother, I would have made you a human from a donkey in 2 days.

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